Random

Chatted with an old friend and asked how is he and it turned out to be quite a random but funny chat;








Smart bastard.

Dulan-ness

I feel dulan. Very dulan. Very Very dulan.

I was put into a situation which makes me wanna punch someone so bad!! I just came back from Jogoya restaurant in Starhill/Bukit Bintang. I ate quite alot since I was quite hungry since I haven't eaten anything yet, not even during the break fast time. Eventually, my stomach got the best of me and forced me to do some 'investing' in the toilet!! Hahaha.

The bloody door was closed tight and it was even locked. Of course la, who 'invest' in the toilet with the door open wide right?? Haha. But god knows why, a guy had to come and KICK the bloody door open, literally. He was lucky as I just entered and was still standing. I really don't understand why he had to kick a LOCKED door! It's as if I stole his food and he's trying to get his revenge on me. If I was doing my business already, I'll bloody go shove some wasabi up his ass.

Mahai!!

Sometimes

Sometimes, you think of your past, let it be a good one or a bad one! We have something we want to cherish and we also have something we want to forget. As for me, what got my head busy sometimes is about past relationship. I always want to cherish the moments with the girl I loved but at the same time I want to forget the end and it's just impossible to do both.

At the same time I'm sad, I'm also happy. Right now, I'm just so busy that I don't even have time to start a new relationship!! College and my new interest have been keeping my hands full that I don't even have time to chat in msn properly! Ahaha.

Back to what I was writing, I was hearing one of the old song and I just can't help but to copy and paste a part of it's lyric here in my blog to express how I feel;

Wash me away
Clean your body of me
Erase all the memories
They will only bring us pain
And I've seen all I'll ever need

You can listen to the song by clicking the play button below, the lyric is the last part of the song;

Doctor Obvious

You know, I dislike being told something I already know damn well!! I'm currently having high fever and I'm having it for a few days already now. Went to nearby clinic to see the doctor and once I'm in the room;

Doctor : So what seems to be the problem?
Mr.Thief : I'm having a really high fever right now.
Doctor : *checks abit* I think you have high fever.
Mr.Thief : Woah, no kidding doctor????

Knn betul!

8 things

This post will be about 8 things I hate to hear and can make me feel really 'tulan'!

1) Come treat me la, you rich!
I hate people that tells me this. I don't care I rich or not but if I want to treat you is up to me!

2) Eh, heard you got fifty plus for the exam man, congrats! I only get eighty plus.
I hate the fact that they had to put the word 'only' before telling their result.

3) Woah nice cars your family have but my family got .
It's like indirectly saying "Your family has nice cars but too bad mine got better, bitch!". Tiu!

4) Please please please tell me! I know it's a secret but I won't tell anyone else!
These kind of people need to check up the dictionary for the meaning of 'secret'.

5) Eh let's enter the class la, come la!
You want to enter the class, go ahead la! Knn!

6) *tells something really obvious to you*
No shit sherlock!

7) *tells an unbelievable story about him/herself and expects people to believe it*
Used to have a friend that told people story that can make one think he's a prodigy! Sohai fella!

8) Eww, I so don't hang out with these kind of people! (Bitch)
I think this one you all understand why la! Ahaha.

Sorry for the lack of updates people, been super busy! Harap dimaafkan!

Blind people

You know when you see blind people going around tables at some place and ask for help, you ought to pity them right?? But not at Uptown! The blind people here are mostly not even blind! They just got that walking stick and that black glasses for show. I was eating dinner there with my sister and few of her friends and my sister got up from the table and was walking to one of the hawker to order some food. She was rushing and infront of her there was a blind man walking quite fast towards her aswell. Any sane man would think that these are going to happen:

A) My sister 'elak' him and continue walking.

or

B) They both bang into each other.

But neither of the option above happened! Instead, it was that blind man who evaded my sister swiftly and continue walking like nothing happen and his walking stick wasn't even touching the floor. Kaninia betul!

Coincidently, he came to our table and was doing his usual job. A friend noticed that the man was wearing a watch so instead of giving money or ignore him, he asked the man;

Friend : Abang, sekarang pukul berapa?
Blindman : *checks the watch* pukul 8 lebih dik.

Then we all laughed hysterically, ahaha.

Today's news

Today when I read the newspaper, I saw the part where they report about body of a young girl was found dead. At first I just read it through like the other news in the newspaper, then a picture below it caught my attention. The picture shows a worried looking dad gripping both his hand tight with the caption;

"The father of the missing daughter 'wishing' that the girl that was found dead not her daughter."

Something along those line, I can't remember it! Point is, the father's wish was really selfish in a way. Sure, tell me that he's a loving father and that he just want his daughter badly but wishing for that is just like wishing for it to be someone else's daughter that was found dead and not his.

Am I right or am I wrong?

Side-note: That fucker who killed the girl is a bloody maniac. Not only killing her but sexually abuse her before and she's only 5-9 y/o. I hope the satans tiu him kao kao in hell!

On one fine day, while I was making out with Jessica Alba making my way out of college, a Genie approached me and told me I was the chosen one and that he shall grant me any wish I want!

Genie : So what is your wish?
Mr.Thief: I wish to have Jessica Alba as my wife!

And so Mr.Thief and Jessica Alba live happily ever after just like any other story!

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Rules:

1. Write a short paragraph about your visit by the two Genies and include a link to the blog that passed on the Genie Symbol to you.

2. COPY the Rules and ENTIRE List below and post it on your blog.

3. List down your wish.

4. Place your name below the last name on the list and pass on the Genie Symbol to at least 5 other bloggers.

The Genie King, his Genie Princess and their trusty Genie Buddy have so far visited:

Genie King;

Genie Princess;

Mariuca would like to wish for success and fame!
Adrian would like to wish for good health and happiness!
Emila would like to wish for happiness and success.and peace!
Bobby would like to wish for the powers of Superman and immortality!
Jean would like to wish for stress-free work environment and happiness!
Trinity would like to wish good health for Jan’s brother and Yah and Wan and success!
Jesse would like a great isp and a Yummy box of chocolates!
Speedcat Hollydale would like a pet acorn monkey named “Monkee”!
Spiff, The Spaceman would like a billion US Dollars! (Am I being too greedy here?)
MPG would like to wish for love and peace.
Rolando would like everyone’s hearts desire to come true!
Joezul would like to wish for all to get their wish come true.
Jay would like to wish for 10k visitors and readers per day!
kumo would like to wish everybody a better day every next day!
Promthep would like to be successful in everything!
Sam would like to wish for a happy & simple life and happiness to everyone!
NAFASG would like to build a better community for everyone!
Levian would like to be happy always!
Apple would like to be slimmer!
Menopauseprincess would like peace, happiness, love, health & prosperity for everyone!
Morgan would like to wish for love, laughter, sunshine & blue skies for EVERYONE!
Kellie would like to wish for happiness & love to be bestowed on her family & friends!
LadyJava would like to wish for love, health, beauty and wealth for one and all!
Keeyit would like to wish for staying healthy and happily with family!
Colleen wishes everyone be well and happy!
Spookygrace would like to have a busy traffic and making money blog!
Janice Ng would like to wish for good health for his brother!
Nick would like to wish for a set of new running shoes! (GK says: Hope you can catch them with your old ones LOL)
Shinade would like to send love,peace,wealth and good health to everyone!
Cbenc12 would like to wish for health, happiness and luck for my family and friends and me too!
Paris would like to wish for more publicity! Hooyah! (taps swollen head)!
Bokjae would like to wish for speedy recovery for j@nice’s brother, yan and wan!
Giddy Tiger would like to wish for longer weekends and never-ending holidays!
Book Project would like to wish for total wealth minus one Solomons Wish!
MT would like to create a toys & games empire & have the will to c’tinue blogging!
Dawn would like to wish for world peace!
Cotojo would like Love, Peace, Harmony, Understanding & safety for all children!
Bobo would like health & wealth for everyone she loves (including her blogfriends)!
Auntie Dar would love to end animal cruelty!
Chinnee would like to wish for happiness and good health forever!
Ozzieblackcat would like to wish for success with her blog!
rinnah would like to wish for more good paying opps to come my way!
conancat would like to wish that Almond the Poodle will get fatter and fatter and fatter!
TingTitLei would like to exterminate all retards but end up being the richest man instead. Not satisfied.
Mr.Thief would like to have Jessica Alba as his wife!

Welcome aboard the Magical Flying Carpet for the Ride of your Life!

Alakazam!
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Uber Ghey-ness

Today while I was having break in middle of class, I went to the student lounge to play abit of ping-pong with my friend. While I was enjoying my game, a pain sensation hit my ass. I turn around and there I see a gay bastard grinning while saying;

Gay : Smacked your butt! Haha!

Before I got to hit him, he rushed out while laughing like the cibai he is! I got a feeling he'll return to get a second round of smacking so I just stayed on guard while playing my game. I was dead right and he really did came and smacked me the second time;

Gay : Smacked your bu . . .

. . And I swinged my ping-pong racket and it hit right on his head and he started to lose balance and fell on the floor!

Mr.Thief : Smacked your head! Haha!

Internet wonders

Ok, I'm fed up with stuff! What am I talking about I hear you ask? Some people's website..

You're browsing and you open up a page, the page is blank for like few mins, then BOOOM, lots of html and photos appear stabbing your eye! All the photos have the same pose with places varies from house gate to the roof! Haha..

Load as many bullshit images as you can into a page and hope people will think its pretty/handsome/cute/hot with the super posingness skill of destruction, oh my eye.

The font as well, usually BRIGHT BLUE or PINK or any other colour that makes it so damn-bloody-hard to read or to view some stuff, on another striking colour background.

It gets real hard to read the content and you'll even probably have a bad eye-sight after!

Most of picture title/caption have the same shit all over;

MA M8Z!!!111
MA BRAW!!!111
MA FREIND!!!111
MA FEMILY!!!111
MA PETSS!!!111
MA SELF!!!111
You know la, as usual . Ahaha..

Come on la? Can you say thats not the most annoying shit ever?

Barely visible text on a striking background of lots-of-striking-colour star or any other background.

I'd rather just see an empty page and be done with it.

Yea alright, I'm not the best one out there, but COME ON!

Your site suck.

You suck.

You think you're good at it, but yeah, you suck!

English

Think you have good english? Try and understand this!

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical
structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self
rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

In plain English what does this translate to?

. . . . .

. . . .

. . .

. .

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Abu and Ali went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Abu fell down and broke his crown and Ali came tumbling after!

2 days ago

Made a plan with Justin and Jun to go to the cc at 7 am, damn early but didn't really mind since it's been ages since I last seen them!

At 8, I got out of the house and did a little stretches while waiting for Justin to pick me up. Was looking to the left side of the house and saw a car speeding while cutting turn and nearly bang another car from the opposite side. First thing came in my mind was "Early morning also got sohai driver already!" followed by "Must see this fucker punya face!" since the car uses the road which will pass by my house. Then the car pass my house just a bit and did an emergency break and the moment the car pass me I saw a really familiar face;

Justin : Oi, faster come in la! Stare what!
Mr.Thief: @#$!#$&!

Emo people

Have you met someone who's really emotional and get all fired up over small things and always have that 'not in the mood' face? Makes you want to hit them so bad right?! If you do, you're normal like me!

I have no problem with people that get all emo over something that I can understand la especially if you're a girl but some guys really can get your fist tingling so bad. Over something like games also want to emo, kena make fun abit also emo, hanging out with friends also tiba-tiba can emo, niasing! They better thank god that I'm a man of patience and can put up with their attitude without resorting to violence!

One of the incident that got me pissed so damn bad happened last week. Lots of friends hanging out together at mamak talking and laughing then suddenly one of the guy got all emo after he found out he lost something from the game that he played. He got super emotional over virtual stuff and his face was like someone who just lost someone important, seriously, over virtual stuff! If there was someone selling razorblade anywhere around there, he'd buy one and cut himself;

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Or at least I would and cut him myself! Kaninaaaa Ccccbbbbb.

My share of yellow

If you have no idea about this whole yellow thing, please check out this first. Thats not my blog, but its definitely worth a visit.

Not a bright yellow but meh, better than nothing. Hail the Sultans and Happy Merdeka!

Feng Shui

It's the 50th merdeka for Malaysia, so happy merdeka day everyone!

Since it's the merdeka day today, I decided to test out my feng shui using a dice. I roll it down the floor 6 times and got a pretty nice combination, six-five-four-three-two-one. So after witnessing that my feng shui today are indeed sexy, I decided to throw it downstairs, all the way from the second floor to ground floor 3 times, amazingly I got a six-five-four! Really good eh my feng shui today? Hahaha.

I thought that this is enough proof that today is a good day but being the stubborn man I am, I take the dice and throw it to the wall making it bounce from the right wall to left all the way downstairs and this is when feng shui 'tiu' me!

The dice hit my mom.

Short post

Have you all ever experience punishment for waking up late?

I did this morning. My mom freaking took the water sprayer, changed it to laser spraying mode and sprayed few times into my nose!! Then she can still say:

Mom: Rise and shine!

Knn betul ;(.

Those were the days 2

We start looking around for a way to go in and we spotted a real small toilet window that connect to the room beside the kitchen. After few turns of head, I was chosen to go in and open the door from outside. I stand on both Louis and Justin's hand and start climbing into the toilet and eventually got inside.

Mr.Thief: Mahai!! Damn hard to get inside!!
Justin : You thin also so hard want go in then summore want us try, sohai!
Louis : Hahaha, just faster come open the door weh.

As soon as I got the door open, we all tried to sneak upstairs back to my room until suddenly there was a noise from my parent's room door.. *crack* ..continued by sound of footstep going down the stairs. I quickly told Louis and Justin to go hide behind the wall beside the stairs. The footstep got closer and closer to us and all I could do that time was hoping that the person coming down will go to the kitchen instead of turning to the place we hid. Unfortunately, the sound got closer and it stopped right beside us.

Mom : *shocked* Apa you all doing here hiding?!
Louis : Err..
Mr.Thief: Sebenarnya kitorang dari dapur, baru lepas makan sebab tak boleh tidur, kawan lapar! (Actually, we all from the kitchen, just ate cause we couldn't sleep and my friends were hungry!)
L & J : Ye auntie, kitorang lapar tadi..
Mom : Dahtu kenapa menyorok kat sini?? (Then why you all hiding here??)
Mr.Thief: Takut kena marah sebab tak tidur lagi! (Scare get scolded for not sleeping yet!)

Then my mom stared at us and let out a sigh and asked us to proceed upstairs and we went up running. Once we got into the room, we all can't help but to feel REALLY relieved that we escaped the gate of hell, and the devil. All 3 of us couldn't help but laugh.

Louis : Mahai! Haha, that was really scary weh. Lucky you bullshit our way out!!
Justin : Yeala, can say we hungry and wanted to eat some more, cipet! Hahaha.
Mr.Thief: Knn, it was damn scary and that was the first thing that I could think of!

All of us then tried to sleep but the effect of the sudden shock we all got was too much and we ended sleeping few hours later. Hahahaha.

The End!

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Those were the days

Even tho I'm already in college, I still think of the crazy thing I always do when I was still in secondary school. The best of all is sneaking out late at night, not alone but with few of friends who have so much free time to sleepover at my house just to gain a sneakout experience! Hahahaha.

It was around the holiday when I was still a form 4 student. The friend that joined me that time was Louis and Justin. After wasting time with the computer to wait till my parents asleep, the plan commence. All of us start walking down to the backdoor quietly, using stockings as footstep silencer. As soon as we got out, we proceed to the front gate to get my bicycle. We had to climb the gate, pass the bicycle to each other before managing to get it out of the gate. Our first problem was who's going to ride the bicycle.

Mr.Thief: Who's going to cycle and stand behind the bicycle? 1 have to run.
Justin : Let me cycle!
Louis : Then I stand behind la.
Mr.Thief: Oi oi, my bike lousy and both of you are heavy, don't destroy my bike la you cibais!
Justin : Hahaha, then me and louis take turn run lor.

15 minutes later, we reach the cyber cafe and start playing games there. Halfway playing, friend called me and said he'll be there soon. All 3 of us was shocked hearing that cause this cibai got SPM in the morning yet still want follow us! Hahaha. Once he got there, I asked him:

Mr.Thief: Oi, you SPM in few hours time but you still senang lenang come join us!
Ken : Nevermind la, only addmath tomorrow, I confirm fail!
Mr.Thief: Then your mother never say anything??
Ken : I told her about it and she ok with it.
Mr.Thief: You really one big sohai I tell you!! Haha..

After playing till 5 in the morning, we all decided that it's time to go home. We all put back the bicycle and start walking back through the backdoor. After we got in, I tried opening the door which lead us to the kitchen and the living room but it was locked. We got panic and didn't know what to do and my sister isn't picking up my calls..

To be continued.

4am creation

After few hours of brainstorming with Mr.Tingtitlei, I finally manage to get a name for this blog. Sohai names intruded few times. From jihad90 to onlinetaiko and taikomelayu! Hahaha. Well, here I am with my own blog, created at 4am.

To those who I don't know, I welcome you to my blog. As for the people I already know, don't need say anything to you all la!