Random

Chatted with an old friend and asked how is he and it turned out to be quite a random but funny chat;








Smart bastard.

Dulan-ness

I feel dulan. Very dulan. Very Very dulan.

I was put into a situation which makes me wanna punch someone so bad!! I just came back from Jogoya restaurant in Starhill/Bukit Bintang. I ate quite alot since I was quite hungry since I haven't eaten anything yet, not even during the break fast time. Eventually, my stomach got the best of me and forced me to do some 'investing' in the toilet!! Hahaha.

The bloody door was closed tight and it was even locked. Of course la, who 'invest' in the toilet with the door open wide right?? Haha. But god knows why, a guy had to come and KICK the bloody door open, literally. He was lucky as I just entered and was still standing. I really don't understand why he had to kick a LOCKED door! It's as if I stole his food and he's trying to get his revenge on me. If I was doing my business already, I'll bloody go shove some wasabi up his ass.

Mahai!!

Sometimes

Sometimes, you think of your past, let it be a good one or a bad one! We have something we want to cherish and we also have something we want to forget. As for me, what got my head busy sometimes is about past relationship. I always want to cherish the moments with the girl I loved but at the same time I want to forget the end and it's just impossible to do both.

At the same time I'm sad, I'm also happy. Right now, I'm just so busy that I don't even have time to start a new relationship!! College and my new interest have been keeping my hands full that I don't even have time to chat in msn properly! Ahaha.

Back to what I was writing, I was hearing one of the old song and I just can't help but to copy and paste a part of it's lyric here in my blog to express how I feel;

Wash me away
Clean your body of me
Erase all the memories
They will only bring us pain
And I've seen all I'll ever need

You can listen to the song by clicking the play button below, the lyric is the last part of the song;

Doctor Obvious

You know, I dislike being told something I already know damn well!! I'm currently having high fever and I'm having it for a few days already now. Went to nearby clinic to see the doctor and once I'm in the room;

Doctor : So what seems to be the problem?
Mr.Thief : I'm having a really high fever right now.
Doctor : *checks abit* I think you have high fever.
Mr.Thief : Woah, no kidding doctor????

Knn betul!

8 things

This post will be about 8 things I hate to hear and can make me feel really 'tulan'!

1) Come treat me la, you rich!
I hate people that tells me this. I don't care I rich or not but if I want to treat you is up to me!

2) Eh, heard you got fifty plus for the exam man, congrats! I only get eighty plus.
I hate the fact that they had to put the word 'only' before telling their result.

3) Woah nice cars your family have but my family got .
It's like indirectly saying "Your family has nice cars but too bad mine got better, bitch!". Tiu!

4) Please please please tell me! I know it's a secret but I won't tell anyone else!
These kind of people need to check up the dictionary for the meaning of 'secret'.

5) Eh let's enter the class la, come la!
You want to enter the class, go ahead la! Knn!

6) *tells something really obvious to you*
No shit sherlock!

7) *tells an unbelievable story about him/herself and expects people to believe it*
Used to have a friend that told people story that can make one think he's a prodigy! Sohai fella!

8) Eww, I so don't hang out with these kind of people! (Bitch)
I think this one you all understand why la! Ahaha.

Sorry for the lack of updates people, been super busy! Harap dimaafkan!

Blind people

You know when you see blind people going around tables at some place and ask for help, you ought to pity them right?? But not at Uptown! The blind people here are mostly not even blind! They just got that walking stick and that black glasses for show. I was eating dinner there with my sister and few of her friends and my sister got up from the table and was walking to one of the hawker to order some food. She was rushing and infront of her there was a blind man walking quite fast towards her aswell. Any sane man would think that these are going to happen:

A) My sister 'elak' him and continue walking.

or

B) They both bang into each other.

But neither of the option above happened! Instead, it was that blind man who evaded my sister swiftly and continue walking like nothing happen and his walking stick wasn't even touching the floor. Kaninia betul!

Coincidently, he came to our table and was doing his usual job. A friend noticed that the man was wearing a watch so instead of giving money or ignore him, he asked the man;

Friend : Abang, sekarang pukul berapa?
Blindman : *checks the watch* pukul 8 lebih dik.

Then we all laughed hysterically, ahaha.

Today's news

Today when I read the newspaper, I saw the part where they report about body of a young girl was found dead. At first I just read it through like the other news in the newspaper, then a picture below it caught my attention. The picture shows a worried looking dad gripping both his hand tight with the caption;

"The father of the missing daughter 'wishing' that the girl that was found dead not her daughter."

Something along those line, I can't remember it! Point is, the father's wish was really selfish in a way. Sure, tell me that he's a loving father and that he just want his daughter badly but wishing for that is just like wishing for it to be someone else's daughter that was found dead and not his.

Am I right or am I wrong?

Side-note: That fucker who killed the girl is a bloody maniac. Not only killing her but sexually abuse her before and she's only 5-9 y/o. I hope the satans tiu him kao kao in hell!