Friday, August 31, 2007

My share of yellow

If you have no idea about this whole yellow thing, please check out this first. Thats not my blog, but its definitely worth a visit.

Not a bright yellow but meh, better than nothing. Hail the Sultans and Happy Merdeka!

Feng Shui

It's the 50th merdeka for Malaysia, so happy merdeka day everyone!

Since it's the merdeka day today, I decided to test out my feng shui using a dice. I roll it down the floor 6 times and got a pretty nice combination, six-five-four-three-two-one. So after witnessing that my feng shui today are indeed sexy, I decided to throw it downstairs, all the way from the second floor to ground floor 3 times, amazingly I got a six-five-four! Really good eh my feng shui today? Hahaha.

I thought that this is enough proof that today is a good day but being the stubborn man I am, I take the dice and throw it to the wall making it bounce from the right wall to left all the way downstairs and this is when feng shui 'tiu' me!

The dice hit my mom.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Short post

Have you all ever experience punishment for waking up late?

I did this morning. My mom freaking took the water sprayer, changed it to laser spraying mode and sprayed few times into my nose!! Then she can still say:

Mom: Rise and shine!

Knn betul ;(.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Those were the days 2

We start looking around for a way to go in and we spotted a real small toilet window that connect to the room beside the kitchen. After few turns of head, I was chosen to go in and open the door from outside. I stand on both Louis and Justin's hand and start climbing into the toilet and eventually got inside.

Mr.Thief: Mahai!! Damn hard to get inside!!
Justin : You thin also so hard want go in then summore want us try, sohai!
Louis : Hahaha, just faster come open the door weh.

As soon as I got the door open, we all tried to sneak upstairs back to my room until suddenly there was a noise from my parent's room door.. *crack* ..continued by sound of footstep going down the stairs. I quickly told Louis and Justin to go hide behind the wall beside the stairs. The footstep got closer and closer to us and all I could do that time was hoping that the person coming down will go to the kitchen instead of turning to the place we hid. Unfortunately, the sound got closer and it stopped right beside us.

Mom : *shocked* Apa you all doing here hiding?!
Louis : Err..
Mr.Thief: Sebenarnya kitorang dari dapur, baru lepas makan sebab tak boleh tidur, kawan lapar! (Actually, we all from the kitchen, just ate cause we couldn't sleep and my friends were hungry!)
L & J : Ye auntie, kitorang lapar tadi..
Mom : Dahtu kenapa menyorok kat sini?? (Then why you all hiding here??)
Mr.Thief: Takut kena marah sebab tak tidur lagi! (Scare get scolded for not sleeping yet!)

Then my mom stared at us and let out a sigh and asked us to proceed upstairs and we went up running. Once we got into the room, we all can't help but to feel REALLY relieved that we escaped the gate of hell, and the devil. All 3 of us couldn't help but laugh.

Louis : Mahai! Haha, that was really scary weh. Lucky you bullshit our way out!!
Justin : Yeala, can say we hungry and wanted to eat some more, cipet! Hahaha.
Mr.Thief: Knn, it was damn scary and that was the first thing that I could think of!

All of us then tried to sleep but the effect of the sudden shock we all got was too much and we ended sleeping few hours later. Hahahaha.

The End!

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Monday, August 27, 2007

Those were the days

Even tho I'm already in college, I still think of the crazy thing I always do when I was still in secondary school. The best of all is sneaking out late at night, not alone but with few of friends who have so much free time to sleepover at my house just to gain a sneakout experience! Hahahaha.

It was around the holiday when I was still a form 4 student. The friend that joined me that time was Louis and Justin. After wasting time with the computer to wait till my parents asleep, the plan commence. All of us start walking down to the backdoor quietly, using stockings as footstep silencer. As soon as we got out, we proceed to the front gate to get my bicycle. We had to climb the gate, pass the bicycle to each other before managing to get it out of the gate. Our first problem was who's going to ride the bicycle.

Mr.Thief: Who's going to cycle and stand behind the bicycle? 1 have to run.
Justin : Let me cycle!
Louis : Then I stand behind la.
Mr.Thief: Oi oi, my bike lousy and both of you are heavy, don't destroy my bike la you cibais!
Justin : Hahaha, then me and louis take turn run lor.

15 minutes later, we reach the cyber cafe and start playing games there. Halfway playing, friend called me and said he'll be there soon. All 3 of us was shocked hearing that cause this cibai got SPM in the morning yet still want follow us! Hahaha. Once he got there, I asked him:

Mr.Thief: Oi, you SPM in few hours time but you still senang lenang come join us!
Ken : Nevermind la, only addmath tomorrow, I confirm fail!
Mr.Thief: Then your mother never say anything??
Ken : I told her about it and she ok with it.
Mr.Thief: You really one big sohai I tell you!! Haha..

After playing till 5 in the morning, we all decided that it's time to go home. We all put back the bicycle and start walking back through the backdoor. After we got in, I tried opening the door which lead us to the kitchen and the living room but it was locked. We got panic and didn't know what to do and my sister isn't picking up my calls..

To be continued.

4am creation

After few hours of brainstorming with Mr.Tingtitlei, I finally manage to get a name for this blog. Sohai names intruded few times. From jihad90 to onlinetaiko and taikomelayu! Hahaha. Well, here I am with my own blog, created at 4am.

To those who I don't know, I welcome you to my blog. As for the people I already know, don't need say anything to you all la!