Dulan-ness

I feel dulan. Very dulan. Very Very dulan.

I was put into a situation which makes me wanna punch someone so bad!! I just came back from Jogoya restaurant in Starhill/Bukit Bintang. I ate quite alot since I was quite hungry since I haven't eaten anything yet, not even during the break fast time. Eventually, my stomach got the best of me and forced me to do some 'investing' in the toilet!! Hahaha.

The bloody door was closed tight and it was even locked. Of course la, who 'invest' in the toilet with the door open wide right?? Haha. But god knows why, a guy had to come and KICK the bloody door open, literally. He was lucky as I just entered and was still standing. I really don't understand why he had to kick a LOCKED door! It's as if I stole his food and he's trying to get his revenge on me. If I was doing my business already, I'll bloody go shove some wasabi up his ass.

Mahai!!

Blind people

You know when you see blind people going around tables at some place and ask for help, you ought to pity them right?? But not at Uptown! The blind people here are mostly not even blind! They just got that walking stick and that black glasses for show. I was eating dinner there with my sister and few of her friends and my sister got up from the table and was walking to one of the hawker to order some food. She was rushing and infront of her there was a blind man walking quite fast towards her aswell. Any sane man would think that these are going to happen:

A) My sister 'elak' him and continue walking.

or

B) They both bang into each other.

But neither of the option above happened! Instead, it was that blind man who evaded my sister swiftly and continue walking like nothing happen and his walking stick wasn't even touching the floor. Kaninia betul!

Coincidently, he came to our table and was doing his usual job. A friend noticed that the man was wearing a watch so instead of giving money or ignore him, he asked the man;

Friend : Abang, sekarang pukul berapa?
Blindman : *checks the watch* pukul 8 lebih dik.

Then we all laughed hysterically, ahaha.

Today's news

Today when I read the newspaper, I saw the part where they report about body of a young girl was found dead. At first I just read it through like the other news in the newspaper, then a picture below it caught my attention. The picture shows a worried looking dad gripping both his hand tight with the caption;

"The father of the missing daughter 'wishing' that the girl that was found dead not her daughter."

Something along those line, I can't remember it! Point is, the father's wish was really selfish in a way. Sure, tell me that he's a loving father and that he just want his daughter badly but wishing for that is just like wishing for it to be someone else's daughter that was found dead and not his.

Am I right or am I wrong?

Side-note: That fucker who killed the girl is a bloody maniac. Not only killing her but sexually abuse her before and she's only 5-9 y/o. I hope the satans tiu him kao kao in hell!

Uber Ghey-ness

Today while I was having break in middle of class, I went to the student lounge to play abit of ping-pong with my friend. While I was enjoying my game, a pain sensation hit my ass. I turn around and there I see a gay bastard grinning while saying;

Gay : Smacked your butt! Haha!

Before I got to hit him, he rushed out while laughing like the cibai he is! I got a feeling he'll return to get a second round of smacking so I just stayed on guard while playing my game. I was dead right and he really did came and smacked me the second time;

Gay : Smacked your bu . . .

. . And I swinged my ping-pong racket and it hit right on his head and he started to lose balance and fell on the floor!

Mr.Thief : Smacked your head! Haha!

2 days ago

Made a plan with Justin and Jun to go to the cc at 7 am, damn early but didn't really mind since it's been ages since I last seen them!

At 8, I got out of the house and did a little stretches while waiting for Justin to pick me up. Was looking to the left side of the house and saw a car speeding while cutting turn and nearly bang another car from the opposite side. First thing came in my mind was "Early morning also got sohai driver already!" followed by "Must see this fucker punya face!" since the car uses the road which will pass by my house. Then the car pass my house just a bit and did an emergency break and the moment the car pass me I saw a really familiar face;

Justin : Oi, faster come in la! Stare what!
Mr.Thief: @#$!#$&!

Emo people

Have you met someone who's really emotional and get all fired up over small things and always have that 'not in the mood' face? Makes you want to hit them so bad right?! If you do, you're normal like me!

I have no problem with people that get all emo over something that I can understand la especially if you're a girl but some guys really can get your fist tingling so bad. Over something like games also want to emo, kena make fun abit also emo, hanging out with friends also tiba-tiba can emo, niasing! They better thank god that I'm a man of patience and can put up with their attitude without resorting to violence!

One of the incident that got me pissed so damn bad happened last week. Lots of friends hanging out together at mamak talking and laughing then suddenly one of the guy got all emo after he found out he lost something from the game that he played. He got super emotional over virtual stuff and his face was like someone who just lost someone important, seriously, over virtual stuff! If there was someone selling razorblade anywhere around there, he'd buy one and cut himself;

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Or at least I would and cut him myself! Kaninaaaa Ccccbbbbb.

Short post

Have you all ever experience punishment for waking up late?

I did this morning. My mom freaking took the water sprayer, changed it to laser spraying mode and sprayed few times into my nose!! Then she can still say:

Mom: Rise and shine!

Knn betul ;(.

Those were the days 2

We start looking around for a way to go in and we spotted a real small toilet window that connect to the room beside the kitchen. After few turns of head, I was chosen to go in and open the door from outside. I stand on both Louis and Justin's hand and start climbing into the toilet and eventually got inside.

Mr.Thief: Mahai!! Damn hard to get inside!!
Justin : You thin also so hard want go in then summore want us try, sohai!
Louis : Hahaha, just faster come open the door weh.

As soon as I got the door open, we all tried to sneak upstairs back to my room until suddenly there was a noise from my parent's room door.. *crack* ..continued by sound of footstep going down the stairs. I quickly told Louis and Justin to go hide behind the wall beside the stairs. The footstep got closer and closer to us and all I could do that time was hoping that the person coming down will go to the kitchen instead of turning to the place we hid. Unfortunately, the sound got closer and it stopped right beside us.

Mom : *shocked* Apa you all doing here hiding?!
Louis : Err..
Mr.Thief: Sebenarnya kitorang dari dapur, baru lepas makan sebab tak boleh tidur, kawan lapar! (Actually, we all from the kitchen, just ate cause we couldn't sleep and my friends were hungry!)
L & J : Ye auntie, kitorang lapar tadi..
Mom : Dahtu kenapa menyorok kat sini?? (Then why you all hiding here??)
Mr.Thief: Takut kena marah sebab tak tidur lagi! (Scare get scolded for not sleeping yet!)

Then my mom stared at us and let out a sigh and asked us to proceed upstairs and we went up running. Once we got into the room, we all can't help but to feel REALLY relieved that we escaped the gate of hell, and the devil. All 3 of us couldn't help but laugh.

Louis : Mahai! Haha, that was really scary weh. Lucky you bullshit our way out!!
Justin : Yeala, can say we hungry and wanted to eat some more, cipet! Hahaha.
Mr.Thief: Knn, it was damn scary and that was the first thing that I could think of!

All of us then tried to sleep but the effect of the sudden shock we all got was too much and we ended sleeping few hours later. Hahahaha.

The End!

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Those were the days

Even tho I'm already in college, I still think of the crazy thing I always do when I was still in secondary school. The best of all is sneaking out late at night, not alone but with few of friends who have so much free time to sleepover at my house just to gain a sneakout experience! Hahahaha.

It was around the holiday when I was still a form 4 student. The friend that joined me that time was Louis and Justin. After wasting time with the computer to wait till my parents asleep, the plan commence. All of us start walking down to the backdoor quietly, using stockings as footstep silencer. As soon as we got out, we proceed to the front gate to get my bicycle. We had to climb the gate, pass the bicycle to each other before managing to get it out of the gate. Our first problem was who's going to ride the bicycle.

Mr.Thief: Who's going to cycle and stand behind the bicycle? 1 have to run.
Justin : Let me cycle!
Louis : Then I stand behind la.
Mr.Thief: Oi oi, my bike lousy and both of you are heavy, don't destroy my bike la you cibais!
Justin : Hahaha, then me and louis take turn run lor.

15 minutes later, we reach the cyber cafe and start playing games there. Halfway playing, friend called me and said he'll be there soon. All 3 of us was shocked hearing that cause this cibai got SPM in the morning yet still want follow us! Hahaha. Once he got there, I asked him:

Mr.Thief: Oi, you SPM in few hours time but you still senang lenang come join us!
Ken : Nevermind la, only addmath tomorrow, I confirm fail!
Mr.Thief: Then your mother never say anything??
Ken : I told her about it and she ok with it.
Mr.Thief: You really one big sohai I tell you!! Haha..

After playing till 5 in the morning, we all decided that it's time to go home. We all put back the bicycle and start walking back through the backdoor. After we got in, I tried opening the door which lead us to the kitchen and the living room but it was locked. We got panic and didn't know what to do and my sister isn't picking up my calls..

To be continued.